Joke : Survey A survey of travelers' habits by the Novotel hotel chain in Australia and New Zealand found that women were messier than men and more likely to...
Joke: Funny signs - II On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the...
RIDDLE: I couldn't find it I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me, because I couldn't find it. What is it? Do you...
JOKE: Blondes and cell phones A man had a blonde wife and he couldn't think what he should buy her for her birthday. Then, in a flash of inspiration, he...
Message from IYT Webmaster Subject: Extra member moves extended until Sunday, Sept 11 Message: Because of the problems making all 25 non-member moves last...
Bob Denver, TV's Gilligan, Dies at Age 70 By JOHN ROGERS, Associated Press Writer Wednesday September 7, 2005 It was supposed to be just a three-hour tour and,...
Choose A World Leader Imagine it's time to elect a world leader. Your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates: Candidate A: associates...
Joke: Generic Name In pharmacology, all drugs have generic names: Tylenol is acetaminophen, Advil is ibuprofen, & so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic...
My Choice is Candidate A: associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a...
What single letter can be inserted into the folowing three words, to create three new words: SAME, LATE, USER? ANSWER: The letter H shame, lathe , usher...
Joke: Holy water One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his...
Joke: Cold Winter Or Not In October, the Indians asked their Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing the answer, the chief...
Riddle: Famous Magician A famous magician had a water glass that was filled to the top. Holding the glass above his head he let it drop to the carpet without...
Joke: Audited A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr....
OOoH, good answer! :) I bet thats right. I was gonna say "he didn't spill a single drop of water - he spilled ALL the water" [Non-text portions of this...
Joke: Plumber and lawyer A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things...
Can you find the hidden phrase, word, or title? 1 : OINCVS 2 : LINESTANDING 3 : Pelvis (2B)² ANSWER: 1: 2: 3: ~~~(_VERBATIUM_)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The...
Joke : If you can... If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and...
You've gotta post the answers when you do these. I rarely notice your replies. Maybe you could even include the answer in the same post, but put a big space...
... It's not TOO hard to find the answers. One must suppose that "OINCVS" must not appear too often on the internet. Searching for it in google results in...
You Know You're Living In 2005 When... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3....
RIDDLE: Runs And Runs, Never Flee It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings...
Message from IYT Webmaster Date:10/05/05 Subject: Scheduled downtime: Friday afternoon Message: We have some downtime scheduled for Friday afternoon around 2...
